Thursday, March 31, 2016

I Wore This Ridiculous Wig To Avoid People In Public And It Actually Worked

No eye contact, no problem.

Taylor Miller, Andrew Richard / BuzzFeed

I'm Augusta. Generally I'm a friendly person, but living in New York for seven years has made me completely averse to eye contact — and basically all human contact — with strangers.

I'm Augusta. Generally I'm a friendly person, but living in New York for seven years has made me completely averse to eye contact — and basically all human contact — with strangers.

Once you've accidentally looked into the eyes of a homeless man pooping in a box, you never want to take a chance on that again.

Taylor Miller, Andrew Richard / BuzzFeed

It's not about being rude. It's about feeling completely awkward and uncomfortable with the idea of connecting with strangers past a cursory smile.

It's not about being rude. It's about feeling completely awkward and uncomfortable with the idea of connecting with strangers past a cursory smile.

Above, an actual photo of me at a party IRL. Sort of.

Universal Pictures / Via vampirecircus.tumblr.com

On my normal subway commute, I do the headphones-reading combination to send the right message. But I wanted to see if something more dramatic would be better.

On my normal subway commute, I do the headphones-reading combination to send the right message. But I wanted to see if something more dramatic would be better.

Grace Helbig / Via youtube.com


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