"My brother once paid me to change the channel of the TV. He was holding the remote."
Comedy Central
"I wanted mozzarella sticks while driving around with my friend, but when we got to the place, we didn't feel like going in. We called for delivery and when they asked where to, we told them we were in the parking lot and to look out the window, and we flashed the headlights. We did tip the delivery person who came out." —gaslight
"My friend once called an Uber to take us half a block to where his car was parked because we were too lazy to walk." —Kendra Pittman, Facebook
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