For when you need to change the subject fast.
When your uncle brings up how those red Starbucks cups have started a war on Christmas:
Fill his cup with red wine until it's overflowing and declare, "Now that's a red cup we can all get behind!"
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When you grandma mentions how we should build a wall to keep out the "illegals":
Slop tons of turkey and stuffing on your plate until you've built a food wall to separate yourself from the rest of the family.
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When your grandma brings up Lisa's beautiful babies and asks when you were planning on having some of your own:
Take her to the toilet where she can meet her food grandbabies.
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When your aunt asks if you are going to get married anytime soon:
Tell her that you can't now because she killed your fiancé, the potatoes.
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