Wednesday, November 18, 2015

23 Simple Ways To Be The Literal Worst Today

The smallest of gestures can ruin someone's day!

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2. Mime knocking on an invisible door and say "Knock Knock! It's me!" whenever you approach anyone.
3. Silently indicate to a passerby that they have food stuck in their teeth when they don't.
4. Insist to a stranger in a public restroom that you guys went to summer camp together. Keep insisting no matter how much they deny it, until they are forced to agree.
5. Approach other customers while grocery shopping to ask where they got every single item in their cart.

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7. Send a mass text to random phone numbers asking if anyone can actually explain the ending of Inception.
8. Bring up embarrassing moments from a friend's past by saying "Remember that time you..."
9. Follow up everything you say with "Am I right, ladies?" Am I right, ladies?
10. Sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" under your breath whether or not it's Friday.
11. Narrate everything your roommate does aloud.


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