Not that I needed to, because girls don't poop or anything.
Perhaps you've heard of the bidet, a sink-type fixture (or sometimes just a feature of an otherwise normal toilet) that is used to wash the genitals and/or anus.
Does the idea of spraying your private parts with water freak you out? Maybe you've heard of bidets, but deemed them too European for your tastes?
Fear not for I, your brave leader, shall go forth into the land of water and asses. Follow me, my children.
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So how can A GIRL review a bidet? Simple. Girls can use bidets to 'clean lipstick off of their faces.'
('Putting on/taking off lipstick' here is a euphemism for pooping. Please consult the below chart for reference.)
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