Friends don't let friends go as the BP oil spill for Halloween.
Grass Second Skin Zentai Suit, $29.99
Kristin: Why would a sentient grass person need a fanny pack? Is it going to Disneyland?
Chrissy: If he's carrying weed in that tiny pouch, he's definitely the world's worst drug dealer.
Way High Patrol Man, $29.99
Chrissy: The only thing more offensive than this costume are those fake Oakleys.
Kristin: Yeah, the most annoying part about this costume is that there was definitely a way to execute this general concept without being racist. JUST HAVE HIM COVERED IN POT LEAVES. But this thing is just the phrase "Well, actually..." in costume form.
Skeleboner, $18.22
Kristin: IT'S THE GHOST OF MY TWITTER MENTIONS.
Chrissy: I love this costume because it screams "I FAILED BIOLOGY" all the way across a crowded party room.
Bad Planning, $29.99
Kristin: ... is this actually a BP oil spill costume?
Chrissy: The only "bad planning" here is the existence of this god awful costume.
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