Thursday, September 1, 2016

Please Somebody Buy Me This Fucking Dinosaur Tail

Tyrannosaurus sex-y.

Sometimes when you're just feeling your ~lewk~, you want to add a statement piece.

Sometimes when you're just feeling your ~lewk~, you want to add a statement piece.

Damn right, I want a classroom clock chained to my neck.

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Maybe you want to draw a little attention to your chest with a flattering neckline.

Maybe you want to draw a little attention to your chest with a flattering neckline.

I think that's the deepest you can go, actually.

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Or perhaps you're experimenting with a necklace/collar that some might confuse for a pool chair.

Or perhaps you're experimenting with a necklace/collar that some might confuse for a pool chair.

Um, how dare you sit on my necklace.

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Then please in the name of all that is holy: Will someone get me this DINOSAUR TAIL.

Then please in the name of all that is holy: Will someone get me this DINOSAUR TAIL.

People, this is not a drill. This dino tail is totes strapping some chic prehistoric realness onto your literal ass.

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