It's basically an art form of its own.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
17 Images That Will Only Make Sense To People Obsessed With High Heels
High. Bye.
When you finally find the perfect six inch d'orsay heels, even though they'll cost you your first born:
:: slowly reaches for wallet ::
HBO
But then, OF COURSE, when they don't have your size anyway:
"And here I was about to give you all my money."
20th Century Fox
Whenever someone sarcastically asks, "how do you even walk in those?!"
"One foot in front of the other. Do you need a lesson?"
NBC / Via youtube.com
When you wear your highest high heels because you unapologetically love having a few more inches of leg:
Casual night out.
Streamline / Kon Live / Cherrytree / Interscope
11 Ways Your Makeup Can Literally Turn You On
You'll never need blush again!
This titillating "mascara."
My Secret Screaming O Vibrating Mascara, $15.
The Screaming O / Via thescreamingo.com
This surprisingly discreet "lipstick."
Sealike Lipstick Vibrator, $4.
Amazon / Via amazon.com
This ~arousing~ makeup brush.
Pipedream Products Vibrating Make Up Brush, $9.
ShopJeen / Via shopjeen.com
This high-tech mirror compact.
California Exotics Compact Vibrator, $15.
Amazon / Via amazon.com
19 Things You'll Only Understand If You Suck At Makeup
Pretty hurts.
First of all, nothing about having a whole bunch of stuff on your face feels good.
@ithinkmakeuptoo / Via instagram.com
Like, you can't even consume nutrients necessary for your survival without it causing a problem.
@missohsotatted / Via instagram.com
It's basically just super hard and frustrating.
@_kimkimmmm / Via instagram.com
And sometimes that frustration makes you hurt the ones you love.
@shopannibelleza / Via instagram.com
9 Hilarious Realities For People Who Love Nail Polish
*Finish nails, realize you have to pee, cry inside*
Knowing the endurance of your mani vs. your pedi will never align.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Putting on glitter polish that you love, knowing all too well what the removal process will be like.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Not being able to decide on a color, and asking yourself this important question:
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
How your nails feel when you can't decide on a color.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
16 Fake Body Piercings Your Parents Won't Even Mind
May all your non-pierced dreams come true.
This enticing lip ring.
Just look how it makes dem lips POP.
This vibrant beaded septum ring.
When stunting is all do. Available here.
Saturday, January 30, 2016
25 Ways To Feel More Body Confident During Sex
Because you are human, and you are hot as hell.
Communicate honestly.
"I told him about what I was insecure about, and we worked on it together." Submitted by adrianajaec
MTV
"The first time with my partner, he made sure things stayed equal. Once my shirt had been removed, his shirt was next. My pants, then his pants, etc. Neither of us felt too vulnerable about our bodies because we could both see the same parts of each other." Submitted by Kat Walters, Facebook
"I slept with one woman who always kept her shirt on. I was afraid I'd come off too thin or not have the type of 'equipment' she'd want, but learning she was equally insecure with her waistline and breasts helped me realize we were in the same boat. So I got completely butt naked to show we could let go with each other, and once she saw that, she let go too." Submitted by Sam Goodlin, Facebook
Marc Jacobs' New Campaign Bucks Body, Age, Race, And Gender Norms
Men in skirts FTW!
Marc Jacobs has been posting photos from his new campaign all over Instagram this week, and there is a whole lot going on.
@themarcjacobs / Via instagram.com
The designer's most diverse campaign to date features affectionate couple James Whiteside and Dan Donigan (aka Milk from Rupaul's Drag Race) giving Bella Hadid a run for her crop top money...
@themarcjacobs / Via instagram.com
... legend Bette Midler (who is 70, somehow) and her daughter Sophie cozying up...
@themarcjacobs / Via instagram.com
... women of color like Mari Agory (top photo), Alek Wek, and Riley Montana working it the hell out...
(Plus actress Juliette Lewis serving some major face.)
@themarcjacobs / Via instagram.com
26 Tweets About Sex That Will Make You Laugh Every Time
"Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use BBQ sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing."
Friday, January 29, 2016
I Tried Wedgie Jeans So You Don't Have To
1,000 butt pics ahead.
So, here's the deal: Levi's just launched new jeans for women that give you a permanent wedgie.
Like, on purpose.
Levi's
Levi's
Levi's
17 Reasons Women Should Never Cut Their Hair Short
"Women are supposed to have long hair," said the most heteronormative jerk ever.
"Women are supposed to have long hair."
Long-haired dachshunds are supposed to have long hair. Women can have whatever the fuck they want.
@princessstiefel / Via instagram.com
"Short hair isn't flattering."
You tell that to this woman whose pixie is GIVING ME LIFE.
@iam_alexiadlc / Via instagram.com
"Men prefer long hair."
Tell me why this matters.
@chica_pixie / Via instagram.com
"It's impossible to look feminine with a buzzcut."
I see lies.
@aliswilkins / Via instagram.com
This Amazing New Twitter Account Makes Parody Ads That Are Actually Honest
WeFixYourAdvert has taken on everything from too-real "imperfections" to luxury cars.
WeFixYourAdvert is a new Twitter account that takes existing advertisements, and makes them so much better.
@WeFixYourAdvert / Via Twitter: @WeFixYourAdvert
technicallyron
@jamesmenzies1
People Are Giving Themselves Rainbow Freckles And It's Pretty Damn Magical
Somewhere over the ~rainbow~.
There's a new beauty trend picking up speed as we speak and it's RAINBOW FRECKLES.
To get the look, people are using colored liquid or gel eyeliner and an ultra fine brush.
@dominiqueldr / Via Instagram: @dominiqueldr
Some faux freckles feel a bit more ~frosty~.
Baller ice queen realness.
@whitney_last / Via instagram.com
While others look totally sun-flecked.
Gilded lewks, anyone?
@spiralheartsxo / Via instagram.com
And while some opt to keep the spots on their cheeks.
Fierce.
@eliotte_mua / Via instagram.com
Jaden Smith Is Totally Killing It In A Skirt In The New Vogue Korea
File under: Break the internet.
Jaden Smith IS FAAAAAAASHION. Exhibit A: The amazing outfit he wore when he took Amandla Steinberg to prom.
Exhibit B: The time he took his friend Mecca Kalani to prom dressed as Batman, because yeah.
Jason Kempin / Getty Images
Thursday, January 28, 2016
22 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For Anyone Who Hates Wearing Jeans
"In a 2 hour lecture, you bes' believe my pants are unbuttoned."
Barbie Is Adding Tall, Petite, And Curvy Body Types To Its Collection
The move comes after dwindling sales and widespread criticism.
When you think of Barbie, you probably think of a blue-eyed, blonde-haired, impossibly proportioned doll like this.
Well, now she's got company. You can add her tall, petite, and curvy friends to the club. Mattel just launched three new dolls aimed at making more body types and sizes available to Barbie fans.
Mattel
The new 2016 Barbie Fashionistas line includes seven skin tones, 18 eye colors, and 18 hairstyles, in addition to the three new body types.
Mattel
The change came out of a two-year design initiative from Mattel.
This Adorable Clothing Line Celebrates Gender And Marriage Equality
And you're going to need it right about… now.
If you like your wardrobe colorful and with a dash of gender politics, there's a good chance you'll love the newest capsule collection from BOB by Dawn O'Porter.
The vintage-inspired British brand teamed up with designer Karen Mabon for the "Equality" capsule collection, which highlights the struggles and triumphs of the pursuit for gender equality.
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