Wednesday, March 28, 2018

This Is What It's Actually Like To Live At The Jersey Shore

From someone who's lived there his whole life.

Hi! My name is Ryan. I've lived in Brick, New Jersey, my whole life. It's the part of the Jersey Shore that's next to Point Pleasant, NJ (home of Jenkinson's) and Seaside Heights, aka where they went out all the time on Jersey Shore:

Hi! My name is Ryan. I've lived in Brick, New Jersey, my whole life. It's the part of the Jersey Shore that's next to Point Pleasant, NJ (home of Jenkinson's) and Seaside Heights, aka where they went out all the time on Jersey Shore:

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So, Jersey Shore is coming back on April 5, so I thought I'd give you some info on what it's like to really grow up/live there.

So, Jersey Shore is coming back on April 5, so I thought I'd give you some info on what it's like to really grow up/live there.

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When the show came out, I was in high school. Some people loved the show, but a lot of people hated it for perpetuating false stereotypes about NJ. I get that. But most people I knew looked at it like, "Yeah, this definitely isn't us. There are hints of reality in there, but it's more fun to both mock and embrace it." Hence, Jersey Shore-themed parties:

When the show came out, I was in high school. Some people loved the show, but a lot of people hated it for perpetuating false stereotypes about NJ. I get that. But most people I knew looked at it like, "Yeah, this definitely isn't us. There are hints of reality in there, but it's more fun to both mock and embrace it." Hence, Jersey Shore-themed parties:

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Like, I'm pretty sure in this pic we ironically recreated what our Jersey Shore poses would be:

Like, I'm pretty sure in this pic we ironically recreated what our Jersey Shore poses would be:

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Do people dress like this? Yes and no.

Do people dress like this? Yes and no.

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It honestly depends where you go. If you go to some of the cast's favorite spots, like Djais in Belmar, then yes, you might see some people dressed like a Jersey Shore castmate. Other places not so much.

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And do we talk like them? Yes and no. The majority of the cast was from New York, so they had more NY accents. So yeah, we do have a slight accent. When I went to college in the south, they said I said these words weird:

And do we talk like them? Yes and no. The majority of the cast was from New York, so they had more NY accents. So yeah, we do have a slight accent. When I went to college in the south, they said I said these words weird:

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But it's nothing like this:

But it's nothing like this:

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But we don't say "down the shore" or "going to Jersey Shore, bitch!"

But we don't say "down the shore" or "going to Jersey Shore, bitch!"

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It's just..."the beach." Which, by the way is not really what you saw on the show.

It's just..."the beach." Which, by the way is not really what you saw on the show.

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Well obviously it's a beach, but locals never go to boardwalk beaches. They go to more low-key, less tourist-y ones, like in Bay Head and Sea Girt:

Well obviously it's a beach, but locals never go to boardwalk beaches. They go to more low-key, less tourist-y ones, like in Bay Head and Sea Girt:

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Now, on to tanning, of course. Do people tan? In my circle, most of my friends at some point have gone fake tanning, myself included. But because it's bad for you, people kinda judge you for it now. Still though, a lot of people do, in fact, enjoy being tan. EVERYONE LOOKS BETTER TAN, SORRY!

Now, on to tanning, of course. Do people tan? In my circle, most of my friends at some point have gone fake tanning, myself included. But because it's bad for you, people kinda judge you for it now. Still though, a lot of people do, in fact, enjoy being tan. EVERYONE LOOKS BETTER TAN, SORRY!

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Another similarity between real life and the show is working on the boardwalk.

Another similarity between real life and the show is working on the boardwalk.

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SOOO many people have worked at the boardwalk growing up. Whether it's a T-shirt shop like the cast or an ice cream place, it's almost like a rite of passage.

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Now onto nightlife, which is huge in New Jersey. Remember Karma?

Now onto nightlife, which is huge in New Jersey. Remember Karma?

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Karma isn't that big for people who are 21+. It was actually more of a thing for teens. They have "Teen Night," which was iconic and the place you learned to, like, grind and stuff.

Karma isn't that big for people who are 21+. It was actually more of a thing for teens. They have "Teen Night," which was iconic and the place you learned to, like, grind and stuff.

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But, most of the popular bars at the real Jersey Shore are preppy-ish. Like, this is how you'll see people dressed:

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Do we fist pump? I would say 60% do it ironically. The other 40% does it seriously (ugh).

Do we fist pump? I would say 60% do it ironically. The other 40% does it seriously (ugh).

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Does everyone work out crazy and go to the gym? NO??? It's literally just like every other place, where some people are super fit and some aren't.

Does everyone work out crazy and go to the gym? NO??? It's literally just like every other place, where some people are super fit and some aren't.

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One thing the show didn't touch on really was the amazing food. New Jersey food is DIVINE.

One thing the show didn't touch on really was the amazing food. New Jersey food is DIVINE.

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The pizza, the bagels, and the seafood is unmatched!

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But in some way, the show did slightly get right how strong and how united Jersey Shore people are.

But in some way, the show did slightly get right how strong and how united Jersey Shore people are.

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I mean, just look how people united and stuck together after Sandy!

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To close, Jersey Shore definitely had hints of reality in it — the nightlife is fun, tanning is important to some people, and the boardwalk is definitely a staple. But, like any other place, it's a mixture of unique, really amazing, really strong people who just happen to live where a TV show was filmed.

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So don't hate on it. Or, you know...

So don't hate on it. Or, you know...

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Friday, October 13, 2017

Rihanna's Fenty Beauty Holiday Collection Is Here And It's The Only Thing On Our Wishlist, Tbh

*shows up to the holiday function in head-to-toe Fenty*

The new Fenty Beauty by Rihanna holiday collection is officially available at Sephora, guys, and if you thought it was gonna be some cheesy-ass red and green bullshit, you thought WRONG!

The new Fenty Beauty by Rihanna holiday collection is officially available at Sephora, guys, and if you thought it was gonna be some cheesy-ass red and green bullshit, you thought WRONG!

Seriously, how many times does she have to tell y'all she's a savage?!

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The latest release is called the Galaxy Collection and it includes the Galaxy Eyeshadow Palette, Starlit Hyper-Glitz Lipstick, Cosmic Gloss Lip Glitter, Eclipse 2-In-1 Glitter Release Eyeliner, and the special 2-Way Eyeshadow Brush.

The latest release is called the Galaxy Collection and it includes the Galaxy Eyeshadow Palette, Starlit Hyper-Glitz Lipstick, Cosmic Gloss Lip Glitter, Eclipse 2-In-1 Glitter Release Eyeliner, and the special 2-Way Eyeshadow Brush.

The packaging is also AMAZING!!! Like, we kinda just wanna keep it our vanity for decoration.

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The Galaxy palette is a major standout with "14 celestial-inspired colors that range from sheer, glittering topcoats to smoky, shimmer-drenched hues."

The Galaxy palette is a major standout with "14 celestial-inspired colors that range from sheer, glittering topcoats to smoky, shimmer-drenched hues."

Price: $59

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Here are all the swatches on @lucinda212 so you can ~really~ see the pigment!!!

Here are all the swatches on @lucinda212 so you can ~really~ see the pigment!!!

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And since the first collection didn't have lipstick, we are SUPER hype that this one has four! The Starlit Hyper-Glitz shades have a shimmering chrome finish, but the formula is super creamy so you get sparkle without drying grit.

And since the first collection didn't have lipstick, we are SUPER hype that this one has four! The Starlit Hyper-Glitz shades have a shimmering chrome finish, but the formula is super creamy so you get sparkle without drying grit.

Price: $19 each.

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If you're more of a gloss person, the Cosmic Gloss Lip Glitter also comes in four shades. Each color is "packed with iridescent glitter and drenched in mirror-like shine."

If you're more of a gloss person, the Cosmic Gloss Lip Glitter also comes in four shades. Each color is "packed with iridescent glitter and drenched in mirror-like shine."

Price: $19 each.

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And then there's this super cool Eclipse 2-In-1 Glitter Release Eyeliner that gets more intense as you blend it. For a more subtle metallic finish, apply and leave as is. But for a high-impact sparkle, blend it with the Galaxy 2-Way shadow brush! It's available in three shades.

And then there's this super cool Eclipse 2-In-1 Glitter Release Eyeliner that gets more intense as you blend it. For a more subtle metallic finish, apply and leave as is. But for a high-impact sparkle, blend it with the Galaxy 2-Way shadow brush! It's available in three shades.

Price (liner): $20 each.
Price (brush): $24

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Some of our favorite influencers already got the collection, and they are serving ~LEWKS~! Desi Perkins is giving us disco queen vibes, and we're here for it.

See the full tutorial here.

Instagram: @desiperkins

Sabina Hannan is serving serious glam with Astro-Naughty Cosmic Gloss.

Sabina Hannan is serving serious glam with Astro-Naughty Cosmic Gloss.

See the full tutorial here.

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And Sonjdra Deluxe went all out and left us in a constant state of SHOOOOK!!!

See the full tutorial here.

Instagram: @sonjdradeluxe

Now go add the whole GALAXY Holiday collection to cart and give it to someone special (read: keep it for yourself!).

Now go add the whole GALAXY Holiday collection to cart and give it to someone special (read: keep it for yourself!).

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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

23 Taylor Swift Deleted Tweets That Prove She's Actually Pretty Funny

Taylor Swift deleted all her tweets, so I went looking for them — and I found out she's actually kinda funny. Go figure.

That time she told Demi Lovato she could smell like a rotting corpse.

That time she told Demi Lovato she could smell like a rotting corpse.

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That time she was deep inside the womb of a cat.

That time she was deep inside the womb of a cat.

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The time she battled addiction.

The time she battled addiction.

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That time she made a good point about packaging.

That time she made a good point about packaging.

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Monday, August 14, 2017

This Butt Photo Series Wants You To Embrace The Unique Shape Of Your Butt

Because butts are beautiful.

We all have butts. But no two butts look the same.

We all have butts. But no two butts look the same.

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Which is why Montreal-based artists Emilie Mercier and Frédérique Marseille founded 1001 Fesses — which is French for 1001 Butts.

Which is why Montreal-based artists Emilie Mercier and Frédérique Marseille founded 1001 Fesses — which is French for 1001 Butts.

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Their mission? To showcase the wonderful array of backsides in the world, and to challenge traditional notions of beauty.

Their mission? To showcase the wonderful array of backsides in the world, and to challenge traditional notions of beauty.

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The pair started documenting butts in Quebec, and have since taken photos of volunteers in Mexico, Cuba, Switzerland, Malaysia and the US.

The pair started documenting butts in Quebec, and have since taken photos of volunteers in Mexico, Cuba, Switzerland, Malaysia and the US.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

22 Wrong Number Texts That Will Make You Say "What The Fuck Is Going On?!?!"

Who dis?

This person who got sent a picture of a man passed out in his underwear in a hallway:

This person who got sent a picture of a man passed out in his underwear in a hallway:

Twitter: @laurenhaefnerr

This person who got a text from a family who really wants you to know they like your new boyfriend slash Tim Burton movies:

This person who got a text from a family who really wants you to know they like your new boyfriend slash Tim Burton movies:

Twitter: @kmartrealism

This person who got a text from a man playing football:

This person who got a text from a man playing football:

Twitter: @Stevexlr

This person who got a text from an old man with boxed wine:

This person who got a text from an old man with boxed wine:

Twitter: @Lyssiee_Lys


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