Wednesday, December 2, 2015

12 Christmas Presents For Someone That You'll Never Ever EVER Bone

For friends who are close enough to give each other presents but not close enough to kiss.

McDonald's Gift Card - $$$

McDonald's Gift Card - $$$

"We will never go on a date here."

mcdonalds.com

Poo-Pourri Pre-poop Spray - $9.99

Poo-Pourri Pre-poop Spray - $9.99

Nothing says "stay away from my butt" better than a reminder we all poop.

amazon.com

3-Piece BFF Necklace - $8.99

3-Piece BFF Necklace - $8.99

Just to be clear that you're not only friends, but there is another friend of equal standing.

amazon.com

Mouse Taxidermy Kit - $37

Mouse Taxidermy Kit - $37

This will not bring out romantic feelings.

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How To Make A Vodka Sandwich

Every cool bar tender knows how.

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Here's what you need:

Here's what you need:

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Vodka
Sandwich

Pour desired amount of vodka into pint glass. Insert sandwich.

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If Harry Potter Was As Real About High School As "Skins"

Aloho-mor-weed.

Both Skins and the Harry Potter series follow compelling groups of UK teens. But where Skins was beloved for its shockingly real depiction of teen partying, sex, drugs and mental health issues, Harry Potter has none of that.

Like, you've got several hundred teenagers locked in a boarding school together with a world of mischievous spells at their disposal. Somebody was smangin' at Hogwarts.

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21 Fucking Great Gifts For Your Best Friend Who Loves Swearing

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

For your friend who puts all kinds of shit on their face:

For your friend who puts all kinds of shit on their face:

Get it here for $25.

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For your bestie who's fresh out of fucks to give:

For your bestie who's fresh out of fucks to give:

Get them here for $8.

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For the bae who wants to spread the fucking love:

For the bae who wants to spread the fucking love:

Get it here for $20.

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We all know a badass bitch who deserves this candle.

We all know a badass bitch who deserves this candle.

Get it here for $18.

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1 Woman + 5 Neon Eye Makeup Looks

Neon for days.

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Beauty guru, Drini Marie, and BuzzFeed Top Knot dreamed up five fierce and fabulous neon looks that anyone can rock.

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Shimmery Lagoon

Shimmery Lagoon

Get this look:

-Liner: E.L.F. Precision liquid liner in black
-Tear duct: NYX Liquid Crystal Liner in Crystal Aqua
-Lips: Pretty Zombies Cosmetics liquid lipstick in Sea Witch
-Lashes: Narissa at The Lash Trap

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Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

Get this look:

-Eyeliner: Inglot Soft precision eyeliner #28
Waterline and below: JZ Beauty Teo green eyeshadows from the Theatrical Palette
-Tear duct: M.A.C. Reflects Glitter in Chartreuse
-Lips: LaSplash lip tint mousse in Nagini
-Lashes: Narissa at The Lash Trap

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People Are Angry With Kylie Jenner For Posing In A Wheelchair

Her Interview magazine cover has pissed off many in the disability community.

So Kylie Jenner is on the cover of the new Interview magazine. In a wheelchair.

So Kylie Jenner is on the cover of the new Interview magazine. In a wheelchair.

According to Jenner, the wheelchair is supposed to symbolize how she feels "limited" by fame.

Interview Magazine

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

People Are Using The Hashtag #BurritoSelfie And It Is As Glorious As You'd Imagine

Are these the greatest love stories of our time?

If you are currently alive on planet Earth, you know burritos are one of mankind's greatest inventions.

If you are currently alive on planet Earth, you know burritos are one of mankind's greatest inventions.

So satisfying. So delicious. So portable.

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Which is why people have taken to using the hashtag #burritoselfie.

Which is why people have taken to using the hashtag #burritoselfie.

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Yes, #burritoselfie. It doesn't mean your burrito taking a photo of itself, in church or otherwise.

Yes, #burritoselfie. It doesn't mean your burrito taking a photo of itself, in church or otherwise.

In other news, what the fuck?

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Nor is it taking a selfie with a small burro (however cute that may be).

Nor is it taking a selfie with a small burro (however cute that may be).

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