People Are Using The Hashtag #BurritoSelfie And It Is As Glorious As You'd Imagine

Are these the greatest love stories of our time?

If you are currently alive on planet Earth, you know burritos are one of mankind's greatest inventions.

So satisfying. So delicious. So portable.

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Which is why people have taken to using the hashtag #burritoselfie.

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Yes, #burritoselfie. It doesn't mean your burrito taking a photo of itself, in church or otherwise.

In other news, what the fuck?

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Nor is it taking a selfie with a small burro (however cute that may be).

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Can You Guess The Celebrity Just By Their Eyeliner?

May their wings always be even.

15 English Words That Mean Something Totally Different To Black Women

You gon' learn today.

Scarf

English definition: What white people love to layer around their necks in the fall.

Black girl definition: Any piece of fabric that will cover a black girl's hair at night.

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Laid

English definition: The past tense of lay, another thing white people love, in which they sleep on beach chairs and let the sun bake their skin.

Black girl definition: When your hair looks really, reeeally good. Or, when your edges are living their best life.

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Wrap

English definition: A food item in which bread rolls up to encase a lot of fixings.

Black girl definition: Rihanna's hairstyle at the 2013 American Music Awards.

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Kitchen

English definition: The room in your house where you cook stuff.

Black girl definition: The hair at the nape of every black girl's neck.

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19 Gifts You Totally Deserve This Year

Put these baller presents on your wish list to Santa.

You have been SO GOOD this year, which means it's time to TREAT YO' SELF.

DISCLAIMER: A lot of the gifts on this list are pretty expensive, but it's always FUN TO DREAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

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The Impossible Project Camera

Polaroid, $408.99

Because you: Shared your dessert with your BFF that one time.

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Violet Grey Luxe Melrose Place Set

Violet Grey, $275

Because you: Went to yoga, like, at least three times this month.

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CJW Chocolate Fudge Mini Cake Scarf

CJW Scarves, $175

Because you: Didn't murder the person who cut in front of you in line at the grocery store.

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Brand Advertises Black Friday With "Rape Us Now" Sale

Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?

Last week, fans of the clothing brand SuperGurl were greeted with the following image on the site's homepage.

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Rather than the typical "Shop Now" indication, the Singapore-based retailer advised shoppers to "Rape Us Now" if they were interested in deals.

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SAY WHAT.

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Not surprisingly, fans of the brand took to Facebook and Twitter to protest the use of the term "rape" as a marketing ploy.

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Lupita Nyong'o Covers "Essence" For The First Time And She Looks Like A Damn Dream

*Prays to come back in next life as Lupita*

Remember Lupita Nyong'o? The insanely talented actress who made Oscar history?

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And who's also so ridiculously stunning it literally hurts?

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[insert chuckle here] Why of course you remember!

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Well, the slay goddess made her Essence mag cover debut on the January '16 issue, and she is a radiant miracle!

The cover follows a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which hits theaters this month; a lead in Disney's The Jungle Book (2016); and the Broadway announcement for her performance in Eclipse, the story of five women whose lives are impacted by the Liberian civil war.

Nyong'o tells Essence, "I didn't grow up seeing African women onstage very often, much less African women in African stories."

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31 Pressing Questions I Have For Nursery Rhymes

Bo Peep, what's good?!

1. Jack is nimble and quick, sure, but why is he jumping over candle sticks in his free time?
2. Has Jack ever been injured while performing these reckless feats?
3. Did the dish run away with the spoon because they were in an illicit love affair?
4. How the hell did the cow jump over the moon?
5. Dear Littler Old Lady In The Shoe, how was this the best place to raise a family?
6. Seriously, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?!
7. Why ask on the black sheep for wool in Baa Baa Black Sheep? Did the white ones run out?!

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8. Why did Goldilocks think breaking and entering was OK?
9. Why didn't the Three Little Bears eat her?
10. In the story of the three little pigs, why was only one of them intelligent enough to use bricks to build a home?
11. Did Humpty Dumpty really think it was cute to sit on a wall knowing how fragile he was?
12. Also, why did the townspeople think they'd be able to put an egg back together?
13. We're supposed to believe that The Ginger Bread Man was smarter than a fox?

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